Here is the latest hot item from J-Crew.
Our lightweight linen tunic, inspired by the original tunics from Morocco...
No longer does a teenage girl have to get a tattoo, a nose ring, or date an older freak to piss off her parents. Now she can dress like a terrorist. You have to love teenage rebellion.
While my wife is irate at J-Crew for this, I have a divergent point of view. I feel J-Crew is providing a service - that of separating fools from their money. Or at least taking it from their parents. $98, plus shipping and handling. Here is the link.