
I found a great online dating service for West Coast Tom, Taylor, my cousin, and the rest of you incorrigible bachelors.
It's called ActForLove.org and it's for self-described *progressives*. It's sponsored by the ACLU, NARAL, et al.....I kid you not!

It also boasts:

Already have a life?
Okay, if they say so.
It's a great business model though.
The average paying member will probably last 15 years!
I will get you for this.
ReplyDeleteIt's more likely that you'll be thanking me later!
ReplyDeleteExpect a small wedding gift.