1. Catholicism was founded in Rome, by Latin speak...

2009-07-10T21:08:49.678-04:00

1. Catholicism was founded in Rome, by Latin speaking persons.

2. The Maximum Leader resides in a special city, carved out of Rome.

3. Latin is used for all kinds of mystical bullshit, dictum meum pactum.

4. Look at the back of your crucifix: it says "Made in Italy." You can't control a global fascist outfit if everybody is localizing the language of the canon.

5. Scripture is so preposterous that there is no worry a layman might "interpret" it.

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1. Catholicism was founded in Rome, by Latin speak...