tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post93596743851387297..comments2024-03-13T03:24:01.167-04:00Comments on Marginalizing Morons: Death Of A Vegetarian...CaptiousNuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-54906816525571050502010-12-08T10:13:32.978-05:002010-12-08T10:13:32.978-05:00Laura,
Hah!
I've tried innumerable ways to *...Laura,<br /><br />Hah!<br /><br />I've tried innumerable ways to *pick up girls*...e.g, bathing, ACTING nice, infomercial ab products, buying them rivers of alcohol at the bar....but I never thought, for a second, that becoming a vegan might do the trick!<br /><br />The tragic thing is, once I did finally figure out how to pick up chicks (proper facial hair length, blowing them off for at least 6 months beforehand, complimenting them on their shoes and purses, etc.)....by the time I had figured it out, one of THEM had already taken me off the market.CaptiousNuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-46919975431689601172010-12-08T09:47:30.811-05:002010-12-08T09:47:30.811-05:00Chances are your nephew, like the rest of us, will...Chances are your nephew, like the rest of us, will keep setting standards for himself that he'll later slay when he finds they're too hard. Let's hope he just doesn't judge himself too harshly for his slackerhood. <br /><br />Besides, there's something to be said for the ethics of eating less meat and when choosing meat, eating it from animals that had good lives. Betcha that deer had better times hanging out in the woods than most organically raised cattle do hanging out in barns. <br /><br />As for that "vegetarian" label, it works to get girls. I know a certain guy around his age who eats no meat except bacon and burgers yet his veggie girlfriend admires his dedication....Laurahttp://lauragraceweldon.com/blog-2/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-53160282347482169732010-12-06T10:52:50.803-05:002010-12-06T10:52:50.803-05:00It's only my BIL who's a hunter....and tha...It's only my BIL who's a hunter....and that's his son.<br /><br />I'll definitely go with him one day - but maybe when my son is 7 or 8.<br /><br />Otherwise I'll stick to slaying economists and <b>Morons</b>.CaptiousNuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-69435008811804243102010-12-06T09:01:34.770-05:002010-12-06T09:01:34.770-05:00Alright, so everyone in your whole family has now ...Alright, so everyone in your whole family has now made their first kill. When are you taking the Prince and the Princess shooting?Paul Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07825674914008378242noreply@blogger.com