tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post7779975247224898978..comments2024-03-13T03:24:01.167-04:00Comments on Marginalizing Morons: Living With The MlL Chronicles 7 - Grand Finale?CaptiousNuthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-82021565020780833442010-12-29T08:47:25.806-05:002010-12-29T08:47:25.806-05:00C-Nut,
Actually I have thought of it. I am worth ...C-Nut,<br /><br />Actually I have thought of it. I am worth more dead than alive with my life insurance so I am sure it has crossed her mind. Which is why I haven't taught her how to shoot the 9 yet. I was bluffing.<br />KfellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-91935353765728839232010-12-28T22:15:15.291-05:002010-12-28T22:15:15.291-05:00Anne,
Really our problems are *the kitchen*.
It&...Anne,<br /><br />Really our problems are *the kitchen*.<br /><br />It's small, in the middle of the house, and has three doors (one to hallway, one to dining/living room, and one to outside) that frustrate proper design.<br /><br />I think I will put up photos and a floorplan for y'all. I'm stumped as to what to do. Most idiots say *just push out*. Except that if you do that, here in this area, you get crushed with architectural costs, higher property taxes, and by greedy contractors. Any fool can say take out a 175k HELOC and expand, no?CaptiousNuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-65634196612142107302010-12-28T22:10:02.715-05:002010-12-28T22:10:02.715-05:00Kfell,
Your wife could shoot you with the *9* and...Kfell,<br /><br />Your wife could shoot you with the *9* and then incinerate your corpse in the *outdoor furnace*.<br /><br />Ever think of that?<br /><br />900lbs of pig flu sausage? Holy $hit!<br /><br />That ain't on Tim Ferriss' 4-Hour Body diet.<br /><br />Otherwise....<br /><br />Thanks.CaptiousNuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-32436160156571624592010-12-27T17:38:32.311-05:002010-12-27T17:38:32.311-05:001. Bomb Shelter/panic room stocked with essentials...1. Bomb Shelter/panic room stocked with essentials..<br /><br />2. Chicken Coop see no. 5 to protect eggs and chickens.<br /><br />3. Generator with easy hookups to outside of house see no. 5 to protect generator.<br /><br />4. An outdoor furnace which allows you to burn anything and everything to heat your water. Screw local regulations.<br /><br />5. A large gun room stocked full with Shot guns, AR 15s, and 9's or 40's...Teach your wife how to handle the 9.<br /><br />6. Water filtration system. <br /><br />My brother just slaughter his 900 lb boar and we are swimming in pig sausage if you need any. I will mail it to you with Swine FLU clearly marked on the package to raise your profile in NYC.<br /><br />Come back for some more ideas once these are accomplished. <br /><br />KfellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-51102387744214691712010-12-27T00:23:19.178-05:002010-12-27T00:23:19.178-05:00Just FYI...I designed the house that we live in no...Just FYI...I designed the house that we live in now (that we REALLY built ourselves...not like those people who say they are, "building a house," but are actually paying a contractor to do the work). <br /><br />So...questions? Need ideas? Shoot!Anne Galivanhttp://homeschooling911.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-7440663845525496262010-12-24T08:08:31.139-05:002010-12-24T08:08:31.139-05:00Here's a Google Image search for MIL.Here's a <a rel="nofollow">Google Image search</a> for MIL.CaptiousNuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14440029537418230507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11336670.post-44470124469334548682010-12-24T01:56:04.466-05:002010-12-24T01:56:04.466-05:00the picture supposed to tell the real story? it wo...the picture supposed to tell the real story? it worked. :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com