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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Coming To America, Through Hoops, Still
I heard something weird the other day which I haven't been able to confirm.
I heard that foreigners (Indians?) were acquiring the requisite *DNA* from American couples, getting artificially inseminated, and birthing babies that technically had full-blown American citizenship.
Then, as the parents of such, the foreigners are able to LEGALLY move to America.
It's like....Mexi-Orwellian or something, no?
And it reminds me, I have an appointment for a deposit at the *bank* this week. Not to boast, but my fee is up to $1,600 per....and I only accept CASH MONEY.
Foreign buyers these days are very impressed with my son's math aptitude. Go figure.

how often do u deposit...this could be a passive cash flow.
ReplyDeleteso in theory, u might have some kids u dont know that are potentially residing in india?
few centuries back the muslim kings used to have harems to mass produce, in modern history this could be how u can spread u r seeds far...i guess.
and regarding india, dont flatter u'r self. People dont go that far just to come to US...there are lot easier ways...just ask the mexicans.
Anon,
ReplyDeleteI didn't make this up.
Someone in the State Dept told my uncle about it.
And apparently there was a Wall Street Journal article on the subject recently.
i did hear some folks use poor/needy indian women as surrogates. This could be variation of that.
ReplyDeleteanything that has to do with in-vitro or dna/sperm is very expensive in indian rupees, even in india. I dont think indian average j6p can afford it. Its probably cheaper just fly one-way to mehico, and try your chances (1 in 4 or 5 Californians are illegal aliens, its that easy).
and getting greencard via family relation (parent of us citizen) is a VERY lengthy process to boot.
if it were not for those two reasons, u would be hearing a lot about this. (and congress would scramble to close the loophole)