Valentine's Day Gift = Found!

I always struggle to find gifts - 5 TIMES PER YEAR! - for my first wife.

But on the color TV this morning, at the end of a yoga workout program, I had the good fortune to come across the perfect gift in a commercial:

We live in New York and my wife works on Wall Street....so this is just the type of *trendy* and *hip* thing she'd love to wear in public!

It's hard to believe someone is probably going to reap millions off this ingenious idea.