From Hero To 'Old Coot'

I just saw that magazine cover on my parents' *mountain* of mail.

How old are we getting? I mean it wasn't that long ago, seemingly, that Harrison Ford was a studly hero.

I just read his Wiki and learned that he landed the Han Solo role by virtue of being George Lucas's carpenter.

And that he never would have been Indiana Jones had not Tom Selleck Moronically declined the role.

See also - You Know You're Old When...