Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Un-Datable Tonya Reiman



If you don't know her by now, this is Tony Reiman a noted body language expert who now makes regular appearances on The O'Reilly Factor. Here's an old clip that I uploaded of her last year.



Her analyses really are amazing but the important question remains,

Would any man in his right mind date or marry this woman?

Tonya - I can tell from your kissing angle that you don't really love me.

Tonya - Your blink rate just elevated to seventy per minute...so you really think it's my turn to do the dishes?

Tonya - When Betsy came into the room you pursed your lower lip and swallowed...now I know you have been fantasizing about her!

From my semi-old guy perspective, she's not a bad looking woman, but really, who would ever want to deal with such a seer? I'd be turning the lights off and moving out of sight before ever answering a question from her. Heck, guys have major problems with undiscerning bimbettes who merely ask, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

So clearly, Tonya's profession makes her un-datable - a trait that she shares with the much more beautiful Kirsten Powers (also a frequent O'Reilly guest).



Don't think she's attractive? There are plenty of clips of her on YouTube.

Just make sure you have the volume muted when trying to make a fair assessment.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it!

deltalima said...

You're an empty-headed social-bot. You wouldn't know honesty and integrity if it hit you square between the eyes.

Anonymous said...

Tonya Reiman is your typical vapid older blonde who is a self-professed authority on attracting men but has no clue how men really work when it comes to attraction. Her idiotic suggestions that you have to glance at a man 3 times rather than 2 to get him to pay attention to you is simplistic an interpretation at best.

No wonder she was a regular on Fox news.

TomH said...

She's a smart, gorgeous woman with a great sense of humor. Undateable? Most guys aren't in her league (including me)!

You do kind of have a funny point, though. Mark Twain once noted: Isn't it difficult for a riverboat driver (like him) to appreciate a simple stream because he sees all the difficulties in it? Wouldn't a doctor (male only, in his time) have difficulty enjoying a beautiful woman because he saw all the physical "imperfections" that others wouldn't see?

CaptiousNut said...

Shoot, TomH...

This post is 3 years old!