Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Starstruck Morons



Our neighborhood is presently abuzz with rumors that Tom Brady and Gazelle whatever-her-name-is are moving here.

What cracks me up is that I've heard locals all geeked up - dudes AND broads - talking about how *we'd definitely see him at the park with his kid(s)*.

Ah.....I don't think so. Those types only do *playdates*, they don't slum with the lumpen masses at the playground. More than half of our snobby little town already doesn't mingle - and they're not even celebrities in their own minds. I'll believe *Tom at the playground* when I see it with my own eyes.

One rumor had them buying THE property down on the water - except that it was supposedly never for sale. Personally, I've found that detail to be particularly problematic in my own housing search.

But the rumor du jour is that they are buying one very secluded estate on the ocean, and that it must feature a helicopter pad for Gazelle.

It all seems a bit ridiculous to me - though, if he does move here, maybe I can get hired to tutor his kids? Supposedly his wife makes even more money than he does.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Signing Mother Earth's Death Certificate...

I'm always firing golf balls back and forth in my yard - 35 yard pitch shots mostly.

Occasionally, I skull one into the woods - or into the house, or car. And once in a while, I'll intentionally smash one, or ten, irretreiveably into the trees. These are shag balls, so who cares right?

Just today I was pondering how many hundreds (more?) of golf balls I've sent into the trees....and I laughed that it is probably an *environmental catastrophe*, in the minds of some eco-pagans anyway.

Most ironically, look what headline was listed atop today's Drudge Report:



London, England (CNN) -- Research teams at the Danish Golf Union have discovered it takes between 100 to 1,000 years for a golf ball to decompose naturally. A startling fact when it is also estimated 300 million balls are lost or discarded in the United States alone, every year. It seems the simple plastic golf ball is increasingly becoming a major litter problem.

With an increasing number of golf balls discarded each year, the Danish Golf Association devised a number of tests to determine the environmental impact of golf balls on their surroundings.

It was found that during decomposition, the golf balls dissolved to release a high quantity of heavy metals. Dangerous levels of zinc were found in the synthetic rubber filling used in solid core golf balls. When submerged in water, the zinc attached itself to the ground sediment and poisoned the surrounding flora and fauna.

I'm a half step ahead of these Morons!

What's next, organic golf balls?

Tees made from recycled wood? Solar powered golf carts?

Remember, some people really hate golf.

Seven Minute Itch?

Bad Speller Sketching



Note the misspelling - *crave* instead of carve.

So, what do those Google search suggestions tell us?

Well, either watermelon is the most searched foodstuff for carving tutelage.

OR, watermelon-eaters are the worst spellers!

Although, I must admit, obviously I misspelled the word as well - but researching how to carve a pork shoulder.

But seriously, how hard is it to carve a watermelon? Is that worthy of a Google search?



Scholarly thoroughness dictates that we must indulge a third, more remote possiblity.

Perhaps there exists a sub-population, for some reason or another, that is actively trying to cultivate a *craving* for watermelon?

To see my other *Google search suggestion* posts - click here.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Greater Depression Footwear



Hey, if they can have *Coke bottle glasses*....then why the heck not?

Now, shouldn't someone tell them that they can return the empties for 10 cents and feed their entire village for a month?

The toe-liberators have calmed down a bit, but not until they stretched Shod Your Brood to a MM blog record 33 comments!

Perhaps they can enlighten us on 2-liter flip-flop orthopedics?

And to think that tremendous 80s flick was billed as fiction - as a parody!



Shoot, Taylor wasn't even born when that one came out.

And thanks to Shampoo, aka Paul Mitchell, for that provocative pic!

Next Stop...Atlanta?




Early this morning my wife informed me that her *name* was bandied about for a possible job, with a different firm in Atlanta, Georgia.

The instantaneous thought of:

Moving out of Massachusetts...

To a much warmed state...

With *affordable* McMansions...

In a much better homeschooling environment...

And a 12-month golf season...

Was like seeing a mirage in the desert!



Of course, we'd only go there if, not getting ahead of ourselves, she was offered the job, it was palatable, AND it came with a sufficient raise.

But still, allow a depressed Ma$$hole to dream a little, will ya?

Y'all have your scratch tickets...

Ma$$holes Inverting Words



From an education book I'm reading, which will be discussed more in depth later this week:

...I have that New England thing. In New England, if you're in a public place and there's someone else there whom you don't know, it's polite to ignore them. Whereas, in other parts of the country, like in the South, if you're in a public place and there's someone there you don't know, it's polite to maybe introduce yourself to them, say something nice to them. So, I have more of the New England model.

*Polite* to ignore them???

I've just got to get out of this state!

...Revisited Upon The Son
















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Obamacare - It's Brown!



From my new favorite *source* - Natural News:

If you want to save the world's forests, don't print out the health care legislation just passed by the US House of Representatives: It's 1,990 pages long and weighs 19.6 pounds, reports the Wall Street Journal, making it longer than the King James Bible.

The U.S. Government Printing Office, has reportedly printed 1,335 copies of the bill, totaling 2.6 million pages of paper. This massive volume of paper required nearly 319 trees to produce. (Source: Conservatree.org) And this doesn't even include all the paper used by citizens, lawyers, and health-related companies who are printing the bill themselves, on their own inkjet or laser printers.

It's not unreasonable to estimate that many thousands of trees have been destroyed just for the purpose of printing out this monstrous, virtually unreadable health care bill.

And the carbon footprint of cutting the trees, producing the paper, printing the 1,990-page bill and distributing it to members of Congress must be enormous.

Statism & Capitals



I was telling a guy today, another homeschooling parent, how my son learned all the states and capitals himself over the web, in a matter of 5 weeks.

Laughing, he declared that he was *philosophically against* teaching kids the capitals:

HSDad - I mean why do kids have to learn where the STATE GOVERNMENT centers are?

Hah! He's dead right!

How the bleep did I miss that one?

Although, I submit it's still okay for kids to learn their capitals - so long as all the facts are presented:

PrinceC-Nut - Boston is the capital of Massachusetts...

CaptiousDad - Well, it's where a lot of the money stolen from us goes anyway...



It's been a long time, some 20+ years, since I saw that great movie - The Mosquito Coast...

But I've never forgotten that line about *state capitals*:

No need to worry about these kids' education, Mother.

This is the education they need.

This is the kind of education every American should have gotten.

When America's devastated and laid to waste by nuclear holocaust...

...these are the skills that are gonna save 'em.

Not finger painting or home economics, or what is the capital of Texas...

...but survival!

Sunday, November 08, 2009

No Salvation For Germaphobes



During Catholic masses, they have what is called a *peace offering* towards the end. Essentially, in the spirit of Christian brotherly love, people just quickly hug or kiss their family, and then shake hands with others in proximity.

But today, my wife was shocked when the guy behind her just nodded and kept his hands by his side. Why wouldn't he shake her hand?

I got a chuckle out of Mrs. C-Nut's surprise - because this has happened to me more than a few times at our South Shore church. You see, I attend mass more frequently!

Once in a while, understandably, a non-shaker might be a little sick and, out of pure consideration, not want to infect you. But there's an art to this; one usually makes a gesture that conveys the situation. He made no such indication so more likely I think the dude was afraid of catching something from my wife.

That's what it has to be, right?

It just has to be the swing flu.

Or does it?

Except even before *pig flu hysteria* grabbed the sheeple by the horns....I'd been shunned a bunch of times during mass at this relatively new church of ours. Been going to Catholic masses in a handful of states for 35 years, as has my wife, and we can't remember this ever happening before.

These Morons are just germaphobes - and yeah, their neuroses might very well have been aggravated by Big Government alarmism.

Ultimately, after thinking on it, my wife got kind of pissed.

Mrs. C-Nut - If they're so worried about germs....then they can go run straight to the bathroom and wash their hands or use hand sanitizer or something. C'mon already!

Plutocracy?



Click that graphic, if needed, to read which party features the wealthiest CongressA$$holes. (Hint: It's the party of the LITTLE GUY!)

Story:

"Many Americans probably have a sense that members of Congress aren’t hurting, even if their government salary alone is in the six figures, much more than most Americans make," said CRP spokesman Dave Levinthal. "What we see through these figures is that many of them have riches well beyond that salary, supplemented with securities, stock holdings, property and other investments."

A number of lawmakers are estimated to have suffered double-digit percentage losses in their net worth from 2007 to 2008. The biggest losers include Kerry, who lost a whopping $127.4 million; Warner lost about $28.1 million; Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) lost about $11.8 million; and Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) lost about $10.1 million.

As well-to-do property owners, bond holders, and stock market investors....is it any wonder that these Morons keep, legislatively and surreptitiously, printing money to prop up financial asset prices?

I understand their (perceived) self-interest; but at the same time, shouldn't they, one day anyway, understand the futility?

This country will be destroyed if reason remains imprisoned.

(I've actually heard rumors that Big Government has even been buying *stocks*. That would be unbelievably licentious if true; and it would go some ways towards explaining the severity of this bear market stock and bond rally.)

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Modified Bible Study



Since I finished reading the entire Bible this past June....I've had to take some time off from studying it, directly anyway. Remember, it took me a full twelve months!

Instead, I've been seeking out Christian blogs, reading some spiritual books, and listening to a couple of Christian radio stations.

In Naples this January, I discovered Praise FM; and I enjoyed listening to that so much that I continue to do so now, over the internet.

And I was happy to discover that Boston does have *one* Christian radio station - 590 AM that I've found to be pretty good on Sundays anyway.

I've also committed myself to memorizing elements of the Bible - not just verses, but also authorship, chronology, motifs, history, etc.

Admittedly, I haven't put near the time into this last part as I should have.

As I've mentioned before, I have all sorts of *Google docs* saved; I have one for recently read books which contain my notes and transcribed passages; I have several docs teeming with *quotes*; I have *words* files full of their definitions; I have one full of my original witticisms like *bird blender* (redefining 'wind turbine'); and I also have a document listing the titles of all of the books I've read.

So, obviously, I needed to create a *Bible* file....and I did. This is how it starts off:

Biblical Quotes

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; Fools despise wisdom and instruction. - Proverbs 1:7

Do not wear yourself out to get rich; have the wisdom to show restraint. Cast but a glance at riches, and they are gone, for they will surely sprout wings and fly off to the sky like an eagle. - Proverbs 4:4-5

Instruct those who are rich in this present world not to be conceited or to fix their hope on the uncertainty of riches, but on God, who richly supplies us with all things to enjoy. - 1 Timothy 6:17

A man with an evil eye hastens after wealth. And does not know that want will come upon him. - Proverbs 28:22

He who hates disguises it with his lips, but he lays up deceit in his heart. Proverbs 26:24

Have you found honey? Eat only what you need, that you not have it in excess and vomit it. - Proverbs 25:16

And do not oppress the widow or the orphan, the stranger or the poor; and do not devise evil in your hearts against one another. - Zechariah 7:10

As for me, I know that my Redeemer lives. And at the last He will take His stand on the earth. - Job 19:25

Apply your heart to instruction and your ears to words of knowledge. - Proverbs 23:12

Do not hold back discipline from the child. Although you strike him with the rod, he will not die. - Proverbs 23:13

Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death. - Proverbs 23:14

He who witholds his rod hates his son. But he who loves him disciplines him diligently. - Proverbs 13:24

My son, if your heart is wise, then my heart will be glad. - Proverbs 23:15

Forsake your folly and live. Proceed in the way of understanding - Proverbs 9:6

At the moment I have no formal study plan - I'm just sort of jumping around. I found this one site that has the entire Bible on it (there are plenty of such sites) and I'm just sort of cruising through it, grabbing verses that grab me, and typing them out in my Google doc (NO COPYING AND PASTING!). This site gives *cross references* so I may end up jumping, e.g. from Proverbs to Timothy...but usually end up back in Proverbs since it's such a deep well of profundity.

If I can spend 30 minutes each day doing yoga, i.e. working on my ravishing body...

Then I ought to be able to at least SPEND 10 minutes a day on my modified Bible study, i.e. working on my incipient morality, right?

As for doing *charity*....I'm still unfortunately batting .000 - unless pointing out the stupidity of others is countable.

Friday, November 06, 2009

Homeschooling Tools Of The Trade



Can someone explain to me why a *rolling dry erase board*, like the one above, costs from $700-$1,000?

For crying out loud, computers cost less than that now!

It must be because the natural buyers, government-subsidized schools and large corporations, are not price sensitive, I guess.

I'm in search of a big one for my homeschooling lessons. It looks like my best bet will probably be some *liquidating* business on craigslist.

Right now, I do have a smallish one that I suspend in my kitchen. It really helps my son to be staring at definitions, words, equations, and whatnot while he's eating breakfast, lunch, dinner, or just playing there with his Knex.

In my ideal educational setting, I'd surround learners with pertinent information at all times. Forget the *sports section* - how about posting the trigonometric identities above the urinal?

Another Ma$$hole Politician

Steve Pagliuca is running for Ted Kennedy's vacant Senate seat in Massachusetts.

He's a former venture capitalist (Bain Capital) but better known as part-owner of the Boston Celtics - part of the braintrust that has brought that franchise back to life.



But don't let those gleaming bullet points on his resume fool you.

I just had to hear a most nauseating radio ad of his:

I grew up working class...

I understand how important jobs are to the middle class...

I want to regulate Wall Street...

As a business man, I know how to create jobs...

And I want to raise the captial gains tax...

Hah! Good luck combining those last two!

Of course, raising taxes on entrepreneurs and the wealthy, who happen to be THE engine of productive job growth....that's a most curious way to go about *creating jobs*.

Also, note the supreme irony of a venture capitalist, who, after making HIS fortune, wants to now raise taxes on capital; he essentially wants to close the door of opportunity that he walked through to the rest of us. That's very thoughtful of you, Steve.

In the Globe today:

Pagliuca claims the budget can be balanced in three to five years without new taxes on families earning less than $250,000 a year. That, he asserts, is achievable by reducing unemployment to 4.5 percent, cutting the defense budget by $69 billion, letting the top income tax rate revert from 35 percent to 39.6 percent, and increasing the capital gains tax from 15 to 20 percent.

This sounds like a thoughtful plan, but in large part, Pagliuca is simply using rosy assumptions to wish away thorny realities.

Hmmmm....you mean all we have to do is *reduce unemployment to 4.5%*, to a level far below the historical norm???

What an ingenius plan, Steve!

This in Massachusetts, the most educated state in the nation, this is what passes for *business savvy*.

God help us, please.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Halloween, Almost Dead



Except for the incestuous Star Wars family!

I thought they looked pretty cool.

Five days later, my kids have scarcely even asked for their candy.

And why would they? They eat a mountain of junk food on a regular basis. I generally have to scream at them to *eat your pizza...* or *eat your hot dog if you want to have ice cream*.

What happened to notorious brussel sprouts? And what happened to those disgusting canned lima beans from my childhood? We were lucky if we ever even got dessert; and when we did, it was Jello!

So Halloween for me and my siblings/peers, 25-30 years ago....that was a veritable gold rush. Hit as many houses as you can; and circle back to the *good ones*.

Last year, although admittedly I did turn every light in the house off, and crouched down while I read my book with a tiny flashlight...I didn't get a single trick-or-treater.

I was at my crazy parents' house this year, and they too were hardly bothered by confection-seeking brats - despite living in a densely populated neighborhood.

It's just the Moms and Dads, and lots of neighborhood old ladies that still get annually geeked up to see the little ones in costumes. I know one mother who got a Star Wars outfit custom-built for her son - because not one of the thousands of commercially available ones would suffice. Also, one buddy sat his four-year old down and lectured her on *the hierarchy of candy* before trick-or-treating. He stack-ranked Milky Ways, Snickers, M&Ms, and Skittles so that his daughter would know what to pull out of a varied selection.

I myself, as usual, skipped the trick-or-treating, but Mrs. C-Nut informed me that at one house:

Mrs. C-Nut - She(the 4 year old girl) turned around to her father, held up the piece of candy she pulled and asked, "Is this okay, Dad?"

Of course, the side benefit of Halloween being passé....is the pile of empty candy wrappers in front of me right now!

I used to rob the good stuff (Nestle Crunch, Mounds, etc.) from my sister's *hidden* pumpkins every single year. So from that standpoint, not much has changed.

On a separate note...

You know, some Christians don't even let their kids celebrate Halloween. I'd never even thought about this before until recently - when I saw it proclaimed on a homeschooling blog. But this question comes right up on Google:

Is Halloween A Pagan Holiday?

Hmmmm....well, it's definitely celebrated by Pagan Pet-Worshippers!

The Expressway To Cultural Irrelevance!



Story here - though there's no need read it.

Hmmmm.

Didn't Howard Stern just perform a similar maneuver - when he leapt from terrestrial radio to satellite?

And his audience is now down from 12 million to what, 1 million daily listeners?

One might interject, "Yeah, but Howard got paid..." alluding to his centi-million dollar contract from Sirius/XM.

But these celebrities don't care so much about money; more than anything, they and their plus-sized egos want to stay high atop the public consciousness.



But did Howard even really *get paid*? Much of his take was in stock if memory serves me.

I can only hope that Oprah makes a rapid switch to cable, and that she's fares just as well as Howard Stern!

Annoying People - Pilgrims



You know, I have an extended family inlaw who once told me one of their ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence or something.

I didn't believe that for a second.

Now I'm sure that there do exist today genuine descendants of our Founding Fathers.

But I'm also quite sure that the number of people making such false claims is orders of magnitude larger. My hunch was that this was more of a *Southern* prevarication.

Except, last week I got to chatting with a local *mom*. She informed me that not only had she, her mother, and her grandmother grown up in this same town on Boston's South Shore(big deal, right?), that she was in fact a descendant of the Mayflower Pilgrims.

Oh, really?

Again, I call total BS.

But guess what - the next time some Moron tries to flaunt their noble heritage in my face....

I'm going to start screaming at them about all the Puritan laws still on the books here in Boston.

SO IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT ALTHOUGH I'M 35 YEARS OLD, I CAN'T BUY A BEER AT BOSTON GARDEN WITH AN OUT-OF-STATE LICENSE!!!!

For background visit:

Boston and Alcohol

Boston Without Alcohol.

Foot Nudists?



Everyone is gunning for me today!

Out of the blue, foot nudists have descended on my post - Is Your Brood Shod?.

Who knew such fanatics even existed?

Works Harder Than Larry Bird Did?



WEEI - Paul Pierce seems like he’s playing at a different level. What happened with him in the offseason?

Danny Ainge - He was like this two years ago and he was like this some last year. I think Paul got worn out carrying our team last year, especially after KG got hurt. Paul has been in this practice facility, I’ve looked at my window a few nights last week at 9 p.m. and he’s getting up shots. After our back-to-back games last week, he was in our gym at 10 getting up shots. He is focused. he’s in great conditions. He’s putting to shame anyone I’ve ever played with, including Larry, one of the great workers of all time.

Now I love Danny Ainge, and think he's an approximate genius in his field,....

But what he just said there is outright blasphemy! And I don't believe his *anecdotage* for a second. This ridiculous proclamation reminded me of another, in-house blasphemy. Not long ago, as I documented on this blog, Cedric Maxwell jack-a$$ly asserted that Dirk Nowitski was a better baller than Larry Legend!

This year, the Celtics added Rasheed Wallace and Marquis Daniels. As a healthy team, they are unstoppable - and would probably sweep Kobe and the Fakers. Forget about Lebron.

The only problem is, if they lose one player, I think they are vulnerable. And since they are so old, I'd be surprised if no one got seriously hurt.

So there's my NBA prediction for the year - a healthy Celtics in four games over whomever.

Book Rec - Withdrawn!



This book started out so promising....and then went nowhere!

Though here are a few decent excerpts:

From page 9:

Consider this one example from my recent experience. I attended a conference of school counselors, where the latest ideas in the realm of student counseling were being presented. I went to a session on the development of self-discipline and responsibility, wondering what these concepts mean to people embedded in traditional schooling. To me, self-discipline means the ability to pursue one's goals without outside coercion; responsibility means taking appropriate action on one's own initiative, without being goaded by others. To the people presenting the session, both concepts had to do solely with the child's ability to do his or her assigned classwork. They explained that a guidance counselor's proper function was to get students to understand that responsible behavior meant doing their homework in a timely and effective manner, as prescribed, and self-discipline meant the determination to get that homework done. George Orwell was winking in the back of the room.


From page 29:

Schools are not only obsessed with the "one right answer" but also the right questions. The American anthropologist Jules Henry made the point when he asked what would happen "if all through school the young were provoked to question the Ten Commandments, the sanctity of revealed religion, the foundations of patriotism, the profit motive, the two-party system, monogamy, the laws of incest, and so on."

Ronald D. Laing, the eminent British psychiatrist, replied that there would be more creativity than society could currently handle, but not more than it should be capable of handling. Keeping curiosity bottled up, as noted previously, is a "major preoccupation of institutions set up to manage the viable functioning of society." Thus, schools perform a societal function in suppressing an uncontrolled development of creativity. But if society is to be all it can be, even approximately, these institutions must liberate curiosity and not confine it autocratically.

From page 57-58

When schools were thought of as factories, there were designed to facilitate teaching, not learning. In general, architects and educators have yet to try to design educational environments intended to facilitate learning rather than teaching. Those few schools (such as Sudbury Valley School in Framingham, Massachusetts) that are built around learning have had adapt buildings built for other purposes. But, the ways in which they differ from conventional schools provide clues as to what institutions designed for learning would look like. Keep in mind that most learning is done at home, at work, or outdoors.

Another aspect of current school design is a major deficiency: Schools are in use a very small proportion of the time because they are designed for only one function. For most of a day's 24 hours, they are unoccupied. For many weeks of the year, they are not in use. This suggests that there are other related uses to which school buildings could be put if they were designed for multiple functions, the presence of which could augment the educational process. Schools should act as community centers, as locations for adult education, and as centers for provision of government services. Schools might well be combined with public libraries and buildings that house public services such as local government and police. Students could learn a great deal through exposure to the activities in such buildings. It would also do a great deal to integrate learning into other normal activities.

Finally, it should be noted that schools - especially colleges and universities - have faculty offices that are designed and arranged like cells in a monastery. They reveal eloquently the hypocrisy of claims of educators that they seek interdisciplinarity in education. Separation of faculty members in the same discipline by spaces that are not directly connected to each other, and faculty members of different disciplines in different buildings or different floors of buildings, furthers the isolation and inaccessibility of faculty.

Page 62:

It is not so much that synthetic thinking is absent from the school curriculum as that analytic thinking dominates it.


There were two main reasons I ordered this book:

1) I mistakenly thought it would discuss specifically how education has morphed in the internet age.

2) I thought I would gain additional insight into that *unschooling* school - Sudbury Valley which was founded by Greenberg.

After $20 and 173 pages....let's just say I was thoroughly unsatisfied.

The first third of the book was terrific and about all I can recommend. Go read it in the aisle at Barnes & Noble. I'd even go so far as to submit that the remainder of it was borderline drivel and stunk!

Since I learned nothing new about Sudbury Valley, I had to order yet another book from Greenberg - The Pursuit of Happiness - The Lives of Sudbuy Valley Alumni.

My hunch is that although there's substantial merit to the Sud Val's *radical unschooling* design, that there's just something awry about it all: about giving 4 year olds a vote on who's hired, about allowing kids to play video games all day if they wish, etc. Consider that in this entire *education* book written by Greenberg and Ackoff, they didn't mention "family" once!

But still, I'm staying open-minded and won't render a final verdict on this approach until I get my hands on sufficient evidence. I am planning to go pay the $150 and visit the school with my son for a week (only 30 miles from my house); and I really want to meet the older kids there; I want to assess the finished products for myself as I've read quite enough *theory*.

So what did Ackoff and Greenberg come up with at the end of this book?

VOUCHERS!

Is that ridiculous or what? Issuing vouchers has to be one of the most ill-conceived *solutions* out there. For crying out loud we already have a de facto *voucher system* for colleges and universities, do we not? Yet still, education on that level remains nothing but a grotesquely expensive joke - and a tragic waste of time.

The authors stipulate on page 155:

What can be done with the vouchers? Parents can use these vouchers to pay for a child's admission to any school of their choice that admits them (see ahead). In particular, any group of parents can join forces and use these vouchers to create a school for their children, as long as the school is not affiliated with a religious organization or does not provide religious instruction.

Are these guys part-time Morons or what?

Who's to arbitrate precisely what *religious instruction* is anyway?

I'd argue that an eco-pagan *nature* school falls into this category.

Still, others would submit that taking immature, dependent children away from their families and permitting them to do what they want, when they want as they do at Sud Val....that such a school was also a religious, pagan endeavor - one where everyone worshipped the false idol of themselves!

Obviously, education needs to be de-federalized; then the states have to push it back to individual towns; only that will open up the well of innovation and drive down costs.

What a shame this book turned into after a most auspicious start. Whoever the *editor* was, he's a total Moron for not realizing how badly it veered off course in terms of coherence and content.

My premature recommendation can be found here.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

On My *Strategery*



So early Saturday night I bolted town for a Sunday golf tournament. I left my wife to take the kids trick-or-treating, to church Sunday morning, and she had to take them to a bowling birthday party in the afternoon; I wasn't returning until early Sunday night.

Suffices to say that I left Mrs. C-Nut alone with quite the exhausting to-do list.

And that fact did not escape her awareness.

Sunday night she laughingly remarked:

Mrs. C-Nut - That was pretty strategic of you....leaving me with the kids on Halloween AND the longest day of the year!

Yeah, that's right, we turned the clocks back Saturday night as well.

What can I say, I'm GOOD.

(You young'uns and Morons can look up the neologism here.)

Swine Flu Cooties



Today a local *mom* informed me that about one third of her daughter's second grade class has been absent recently.

Swine flu and/or fear thereof!

So I put on a surgical mask and with great trepidation approached the young girl myself.

At that moment, she was hard at work on some art project at the library.

I didn't even ask, but was told nonetheless:

SecondGrader - It's a card for my friend who is sick....people say she has the swine flu.

That IS NOT the card pictured above, nor is it the one pictured below:



Those I found via Google.

It must be hard on some kids though, to have their Moronic peers teasing or steering clear of them on account of pig flu paranoia.

This reminds me of the time I did in government schools, some 25-30 years ago.

Back then the worst affliction one could have was *cooties*.

I'm telling you, it's a good analogy.

Wikipedia describes cooties as also,

...an IMAGINARY 'disease' or condition...

!!!

Some Needn't Dress Up!



Last week, I engaged two separate *moms*:

"What are YOU going to be for Halloween? I think you'd make a great witch!"

Turns out, neither of them appreciated that pointed advice.

Later on, I relayed these incidents to my wife who, in very much the manner of a witch, scolded me but good.

What did I do?

Apparently, both of the chicks have non-small noses?

So what, right?

Then I got it.

But still, that wasn't why I had made the specific suggestions. I couldn't even have told you how big their beaks were - I just don't notice *features* (facial ones anyway). I swear, I don't even know what color my wife's eyes are! I don't!

The two *moms* were thin, had dark hair, are generally harried, can definitely screech, and overall seemed to fit my witchly image.

Let's just say there was no way they were pulling off Snow White!



Look at the Prince, a jackbooted Jedi knight!

Birthdays = Exploitable Learning Opportunities



I've been ribbed a few times now, on this blog and in person, for referring to my son's age to two decimal places. And let the record show that today, Prince C-Nut turned 4.96 years old!

You see, in the past couple of months we've started fractions and decimals.

And I sincerely doubt there is a better way, a better example to convey the initially daunting subjects than a daily birthday countdown.

They're going to, sooner or later, constantly badger you with, "How many days until...?" anyway. So why not unburden yourself and teach them how to calculate it on their own?

No one teaches facilitates learning better than I do!

(At least with math)

And it's not that I couldn't, off the top of my head, compute my son's age so accurately. I admit, it's these exercises that've placed the numbers at the fore of my consciousness.

Book Review - John Paul The Great



Alright I didn't actually read the book, but I did listen to it in the car, narrated by the author herself.

The book was okay, I guess. I learned a little bit of recent Church history, a little bit about John Paul, and a whole lot about Noonan. So the book wasn't really a straight biography. Probably a good half of it consisted of Noonan rhapsodizing on her personal *born-again*(?) faith.

This was all fine and dandy - and much better for me and my brood than wasting away to the latest from Pink and Lady Gaga.

But still, since the book was only mediocre I could only really recommend it for certain people.

Let my record show that only the BOOK WAS MEDIOCRE - not its purported subject!

Pope John Paul II led quite the fascinating life. The guy had to secretly study for the priesthood in Nazi-occupied Poland for starters. Let that forever be a thought for those of us today who are prone to thinking that *getting stuck in traffic* or *poor restaurant wait service* might very well be the apex of human suffering.

See also - Elevating Audio Books.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Couples Coupling



One thing that all hot-and-heavy, engaged, or married couples realize is how hard it is to find other couples with whom they can harmoniously socialize.

My wife and I most certainly fall into this category. We have some couple friends with whom we'll never do foursome activities. Either the guys and gals have to split up....or, more problematic, one spouse has ZERO interest in their same-sex counterpart. I mean who doesn't have a good friend that's dating or married to a buffoon?

Sure, a good deal of the inter-gender friction, might, possibly come from moi. Let's face it, some broads are hypersensitive Morons and they are scared to death of me; and scared to death of ending up *on the blog*.

BUT, there are also the dudes who, for some reason, can't conversate with my wife. They are stereotypical, total sports meatheads.

And, furthermore, we know at least one couple, that we otherwise adore, whom WE can't tolerate when THEY are together. Both he and she get all stiff in each other's presence - and it makes one wonder about the quality of their union.

So I got a hearty laugh out of this article my MIL(?) sent me today:

When Four Play The Dating Game

I was wrong about marriage. I thought that as long as I tied the knot—and made sure it stayed tied—I'd never have to date again.

Then I found myself out at a restaurant, smiling a little too broadly, watching my table manners and nervously trying to make conversation.

It was a date all right—a "couples date."

My husband and I were having dinner with an acquaintance and his wife who had just moved to town. We were hoping the evening would be the start of a friendship.

Little did we know that finding another couple we could stand to spend time with could seem twice as hard as finding each other in the first place.

"It's frustrating," says Ben Van Houten, a 40-year-old technology writer. "We are looking for chemistry—a couple to become life-long friends with us. But we have not been able to find it."

Since moving to Grand Rapids, Mich., three years ago, Mr. Van Houten and his wife have gone out with several of his old high-school buddies and their spouses, and tried to meet couples through work and their son's school.

They had one "date" where the woman was self-absorbed, another, Mr. Van Houten recalls, where the man was "a complete dud with no sense of humor," and a third that was ruined by politics. When Mr. Van Houten got up his nerve and asked a neighbor and his wife out to dinner, the man replied, "I don't like people."

For the past few weeks, the Van Houtens have been waiting nervously for a couple to reschedule a date they had postponed—and debating whether to call first. "With couples dating, you really have to put yourself out there," Mr. Van Houten says. "It's hard."

Sort of reads like a tongue-in-cheek parody, no?



My next order of business is to sign my wife and I up on Kupple.com!

Yeah, it's a genuine double-dating site for couples; check it out, enter your zip code, and search for any losers you might know!

After four years of courtship and six years of marriage I think Mrs. C-Nut and I have mastered the art of managing our *couple friends*.

Alas, there's a new wrinkle these days.

It's not enough anymore to find friends where the spouses can, once in a while, tolerate each other.

No, you have to cover that base AND their brat kids have to get along with your brats!

Kneed In The...



So I met with my doctor to discuss the results of my knee MRI...

He said the cartilage is intact.

BUT, the MRI was inconclusive on my ACL. He declared that the metal screws in my leg from the first reconstruction obscured the images.

Okay. What does that mean? Will they now have to wield some tiny scope in there to assess the situation?

My orthopedist didn't answer, directly anyway.

Doc - Well, you see, having an ACL *redone* is quite an ordeal. First they have to pull out the replacement which has been screwed into the bones....and the screws may have calcified....

What?

Doc - [Thumbing through my file] You're 35....so....you should probably just put a brace on it for physical activity?

Is he kidding me? He doesn't want to do anything?

Somehow I think that if I played for the Celtics or the Patriots....there'd be a SOMETHING THEY COULD DO.

Rationed healthcare, it's already here!

Biofuel - A 2% Trojan Horse



Mass. Heating Oil Dealers Starting to Supply Biofuel Blends:

As we reported August 21, a recent Massachusetts law requires that biofuel be mixed into home heating oil. Under the Clean Energy Biofuels Act, Massachusetts home heating oil and diesel fuel must contain 2 percent biofuel starting July 2010. The percent of biofuel then rises, with a target of 5 percent in 2013.

In addition to potentially lowering the carbon footprint of home heating, the biofuel component also contains no sulphur, reducing the overall sulphur content of the blended fuel. This means the fuel burns cleaner and more efficiently, reducing maintenance and cleaning costs. In the future, it may also allow heating systems to be built less expensively, since the cleaner fuel puts less stress on them.

Question marks remain, though. The EPA has not yet determined the greenhouse gas emissions of the renewable fuel, leaving it unclear just how much—or how little—biofuel blends will reduce emissions. It’s also unclear whether or not the mandate will be successfully met, since at present the state lacks the infrastructure to supply and blend sufficient quantities of biofuel. For heating oil consumers, the cost to blend in the biofuel raises the price of home heating oil fractionally—possibly by as little as $0.005 (half a cent) per gallon, but it’s still a cost.

Okay.

The state *lacks the infrastructure....to blend sufficient quantities of biofuel* and yet, somehow, it only adds half a penny in per gallon costs?

I smell BS.

And, let me just say that I'm not waiting with bated breath for the EPA's *scientific* report on biofuel emissions....

Monday, November 02, 2009

Breaking Wind In Taxpayers' Faces



With eco-pagans regnant in Washington....there seems to be no stopping *green* boondoggles like taxpayer-subsidized monuments to Mother Nature, aka wind turbines.

Some guy today told me there a a huge windfarm in Palm Springs, California that routinely was only running at one third of its capacity. Why?....supposedly on account of prohibitively high maintenance costs.

I googled this a bit but came up with nothing in the way of operating performance and/or criticism. I would welcome any help on this subject as I'm sure the info I am looking for is out there.

See also - Marginalizing Upwind Peeing Pagans.