So on my last night out boozing in NYC...
We're at Spring Lounge - probably our favorite watering hole these days - and some adjacent chick kept looking in our direction.
That place is generally *hopping* - people in and out in waves, which is what we like about it - and eventually I get to talking to the eyelash-batter.
She tells me that she's a
Except that I never heard of it; AND except that she wasn't very funny. But whatever.
She's the redhead in the clip above. It was her birthday *night out* and she was celebrating with a female friend, i.e. no man in her life at 34 years of age and despite *stardom*. Y'all know how girls are about these things!
Everyone tells her she's a cross between Kathy Griffin and Bette Midler - I guessed both correctly! And I must say that she looked a whole lot better in person, in the (dim lit?) bar than on camera. Had much better hair.
When she was informed that I was married she became visibly irate - which cracked my buddy up something fierce. I had no idea that a 4-minute conversation at a bar constituted the beginnings of a relationship!
So I go home and check out some YouTube clips of her show. Man was it crass and unladylike! I'm sure her parents are proud. [sarcasm]
Furthermore, I'm getting sick and tired of meeting professional *comedians* who aren't half as funny as I am.
Heck in the summer I went to a comedy club and I ripped more jokes at the table than were heard from the stage!
One more thing....
So I asked her if she could mention me on her Twitter feed or something.
She said she couldn't BUT she said she'd mention me in *her material*.
Oh the IRONY - check out this clip, starting at the 1:55 mark.
That is indeed Kathy Griffin, do you get IT?
Anyways, I right away fired back at this comedienne manqué, "HOW ABOUT I MENTION YOU IN MY MATERIAL!"