Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
1 comment:
Hahahahahahahaha.
I'll probably be getting the e-mail version of this joke forwarded to me in the next couple of weeks. I am sure it's out there in e-mailLand right now and it's only a matter of time before one of my dad's business buddies forwards it to him and then he forwards it to me.
The thing I always wonder about this kind of stuff is WHO is sitting around writing it all day? Sometimes the jokes/allegories are pretty dang long and comprehensive.
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