It will blow out to sea, fizzle out to a Category 0 event...
And the Morons will never get back all that time they spent checking for updates, fretting, securing lawn furniture, the milk, and eggs will go bad, etc.
Who wants to bet?
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Anonymous
said...
Not worth betting. If the storm does fizzle, the media will find that one place in south jersey that got hit hard and use it to validate their prediction.
I just asked two people - one of whom may even be related to me - what the hurricane scale is.
Because the storm was recently upgraded to a "1"....
"How high does the scale go???"
Neither of them knew. One guessed that it went all the way up to 3. The other thought 1 was the most severe storm.
Mind you these insights came from people that watch the news, worry incessantly, load up on milk bread and eggs, etc.
All you really need is a storm forecast to flush out the idiots and the people who are brainwashed by color TV and groupthink. It's a giant Category 5 Moron *sorting mechanism*.
5 comments:
Not worth betting. If the storm does fizzle, the media will find that one place in south jersey that got hit hard and use it to validate their prediction.
I just asked two people - one of whom may even be related to me - what the hurricane scale is.
Because the storm was recently upgraded to a "1"....
"How high does the scale go???"
Neither of them knew. One guessed that it went all the way up to 3. The other thought 1 was the most severe storm.
Mind you these insights came from people that watch the news, worry incessantly, load up on milk bread and eggs, etc.
All you really need is a storm forecast to flush out the idiots and the people who are brainwashed by color TV and groupthink. It's a giant Category 5 Moron *sorting mechanism*.
So how was the storm?
Are y'all okay?
are bets still being taken?
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