Did you know that although airline passengers can't tote more than 3 ounces of shaving cream or toothpaste in their carry-on bags, their *personal lubricant* is exempt from this restriction?
In other words, you can carry on as much KY Jelly as you wish!
(I have also heard that *personal lubricant* is restricted to "4 ounces". Could that be because Johnson & Johnson sells a 4-ounce tube?)
Hmmm. I wonder which demo Congress was thinking about when they inserted this exemption...
Devil's Advocate - But maybe *lubricant* has been proven harmless?
Is it more harmless than toothpaste, dumb *ss?
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