Seinfeld Trivia

My wife and I got a big kick out of this segment last night so I thought I'd share:

Having Watched This...

Great scene here where Larry, and Jerry, rip *George Costanza* over the size and title of his book:



I've already mentioned it once this season in - Still Making Us Laugh...

But any of you Seinfeld fans out there just HAVE TO see this season's Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The finale was last week (watch it OnDemand) and the guys were on fire - particularly Jerry and Larry. Their chemistry was simply amazing and will warm the heart of any forlorn Seinfeld fan.

Since the show went off the air, George got married and made millions with an iToilet app he invented,..., he gave it all to Bernie Madoff,..., shacks up with Cheryl David,...

My Little Psychological Battles

Today is November 1st and my rent is due.

I ain't paying it, today or tomorrow. I will make my bankrupt landlord sweat it out again this month. On October 3rd I got a text from him asking for the rent check. He got it the 5th.

You see, I've had a little bit of a falling out with this crumb. He started behaving towards me in, well, an unacceptable fashion.

All last year I paid him the rent early - sometimes a week before it was due. I knew he needed the money and it cost me nothing to make this gesture. Why not do what I could to curry favor with someone who could make my life miserable, right?

Well, either he forgot, didn't care, or is just a plain old nimrod, when we had an *issue* in August he forgot about all the goodwill and took the low road. Now it's my turn to respond in kind.

AND in triplicate!

Not only will he have to sweat the rent check each month. He'll be getting a notice from my lawyer to return my security deposit....for Christmas. AND he'll have to escrow my last month's rent. Wouldn't be a big deal if he hadn't already spent the $5,000.

Oh yeah, I have a mental list of about 20 other things I could do to this jerk if he insists on grappling with me - government agencies I can report him to and whatnot. Believe me, I'm the last person anyone should ever aspire to pick a fight with. This is the stuff I live for.

Leon ain't got nothin' on me. [WARNING - graphic language]