Showing posts with label liz claman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label liz claman. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Just Look At The Pictures!

Do you know what this is an example of?



Biblia Pauperum - A Latin expression meaning "Bibles for the poor".

Essentially, they were pictorial Bibles. Will Durant used the term generically to refer to "picture books for the unlettered".

Sometimes I feel like all the web traffic I get is from clowns looking for pictures. From my "referral stats" I can see exactly how most of you get to my blog. More often than not, my "readers" are simpletons looking for pictures - primarily of "liz claman naked" ("liz clayman") or any number of other popularly searched for images on my blog. In fact, I think it's safe to say that the Liz Claman Stalkers have long since surpassed the number of dumb kids who've downloaded that "Day After Tomorrow" pic from my Apocalyptic Morons, Etc. post. Another example would be my recent Nanny Criteria post - all three pics from it have been generating blog traffic.

It's not unusual for these pea-brains to find my blog on an image search and then linger around for a while and sample some of my morsels of wisdom. BUT, most often, these kids just grab the image they want and dash back to MySpace or Facebook.

What else would you expect from a nation of Lapsed-Learners?

Below find one more pic that I manufactured for the lumpen masses. If I can just re-activate a few brains it's worth dirtying my hands!



Any buffoon can generate web traffic - the more advance skill is getting people to actually read what you've written.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Attention Liz Clayman Stalkers

First of all, her name is spelled "Liz Claman".





Click on that image to see the audit trail left by your deviance. Your Michigan IP address is not hard to trace.

When y'all google "liz clayman cnbc nude" and get directed to my blog, your cookies tell me who you are. If you are young and politically ambitious, expect to have your entire search history exposed one day. For many it'll make "smoking a joint in college" seem like nothing at all.



I am continually astounded by how many hits my blog gets directed from "liz clayman" searches. It must be her ample bosom and a surprising dearth of stuff written on her.

Pervert Update - I found another pic for y'all.



And another!