I've Done Much Worse, But Never Received This Publicity

Oh, do I have stories about trading floor hijinks.

When it came to childish hazing and psychological warfare....

I dominated.

Alas, I left the trading pit (Philly) in 2001 - a little before the burst of digital media, YouTube, etc.

[If you don't *get* this video, watch it closer. One trader (runner?) keeps walking back and forth in front of the CNBC clown with a *something* on his back. At the end, he becomes aware and shouts, "Who put this d*ck on my back?!?!?!]

My guess - the culprit was whoever was on the ground, laughing hardest.