Helping The Pervert's Friend

It's almost automatic that callers to TV and radio sexologist show open their questions thusly:

Caller - "I have a FRIEND who ...."

For example, "...it stings when HE pees. What could it mean?"

Why do I bring this up? Well, more than a few of my, I refer to them as young-old buddies have in recent years called me with similar transparent stealth:

40YearOldLudditePerv - Yo, C-Nut, my buddy's computer is messed up.

CaptiousNut - Oh really. Let me guess. Are pop-ups for 'deep throat' and the like coming out of nowhere.

40YearOldLudditePerv - Yeah. And they crop up when his 5 year old daughter is at SesameStreet.com! If his wife sees this he's dead.

CaptiousNut - Haha. Here's what your buddy needs to do....

Then I proceed to tell him (his buddy) how to restore the computer. It's really simple. Even you people who don't surf adult content should know how it's done. One just reboots their computer, holds down the F5 key (or strikes it repeatedly) before Windows comes up, and then logs in via "Safe Mode".

Go to "All Programs", "Accessories", "System Tools", and "System Restore". Change the date to any one BEFORE you committed the online thought crimes, and you're done.

Y'all should write this down or print it out now - because when your computer gets taken over by spyware, pornware, viruses, etc. you might not be able to freely access the web to find this prescription.

How did I learn this?

Well, a good friend of mine once had serious problems with his PC...