
So this Jersey City councilman peed on a crowd of concertgoers from a balcony - a bunch of already rank Deadheads or something....so what?
These politicians have been defecating on us since the birth of the state, right?
Pee should be a welcome mitigation.
Plus, as we've all learned from Bear Grylls on Man Versus Wild, urine is actually extremely sterile. See video here.
I remember this friend of me and my roommate passed out in college on the floor of our dorm. My roomate asked, "Should I do it?". I will admit to only tacit encouragement. The next thing I knew, he was urinating on the bare chest of our passed out buddy.
If I ever stop laughing at the golden memory....please kill me already.
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