Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Still Hard To Believe People Buy This Product



Since I've been contacted by Enzyte for possible sponsorship on my blog....I've decided to do some research on the product. Look at the hilarity I unearthed:

Enzyte is one of the most well known names in the male enhancement industry. Smiling Bob, Enzyte's marketing icon, is practically a household name. In truth, product testers put Enzyte in the top five most effective penis enlargement pill products on the market today. Berkeley Nutraceuticals, the manufacturer of Enzyte, has been in the herbal supplement business for over ten years. Steve Warshak, the chief executive of Enzyte's manufacturer, has been in the news recently. Many believe it is because he sells a bogus product. This is not the truth. The truth is Warshak was indicted on 112 federal counts, including conspiracy; money laundering; and mail, wire, and bank fraud. Although his greed and criminal nature may land him in jail for up to 20 years, the truth is his product, Enzyte, showed an amazingly level of effectiveness.

Hah!

But the product isn't a fraud...

I will say this - Warshak better hope his cellmate doesn't find an *enhancement* product that actually works!

On another note, how would you like to be the dude pictured above? That pic of him comes up FIRST on this google search.

Whoever took that pic and posted it can rest assured they've reached the pinnacle of male ball-busting!

3 comments:

TAYLOR said...

LOL http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/crazearab/HomosexualsAreGAY.png

west coast tom. said...

So you FINALLY posted a picture of yourself...I knew it was only a matter of time.

CaptiousNut said...

Dude, clearly that's not my midriff...