Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Ruining Kids For Vegetables
Daddy, what happened to her?
Son, she ate a lot of vegetables.
Now what's going on here? Is she obese or is this Baal-worshipper pregnant?
Can vegans, given their oh-so-healthy diet, even cultivate such a paunch?
And who, in their right mind, would ever impregnate one?
Complicating the mystery is the fact that a *turkey baster* is probably off-limits as well to these carnophobes.
Don't misunderstand, I don't have a problem with vegetarians.
In fact, many of the animals I consume are in fact strict vegans!
See also - On Vegetarians.