Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Forwarded Partisan Propaganda

President Obama and Jay Leno

You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree...and think 25 to life would be 

--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy 
Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. 
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you 
has to pay for it. 
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call 
lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. 
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing 
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were 
on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it 
started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! 
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result 
of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper 
stickers off the road. 
--David Letterman


Heather Risdon said...

Sorry, let me rephrase... I can't see your pic. Here's a link to some actual jokes from the late-nighters:

CaptiousNut said...

Yeah, the pic disappeared. I don't even remember what it was!

Just replaced it.

Sad thing is....none of this is really funny.

*Depressing* is more like it.