Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Scared of Moi?
So, about an hour ago I just had a woman come to my house to buy something I had advertised on Craigslist.
She came to the door waving money but seemed hesitant to come in. So I implored her. She wanted to inspect the item first, right?
She tiptoed one step in and I reached to close the door because it was pouring out (again!) and that's what I generally do - I CLOSE DOORS (on account of the environment).
But as I was doing so, she reached out and blocked the door. She blurted out, "My husband is in the car!"
Okay. Now this all happened so fast. I retrieved the item, handed it to her, she threw the money on my counter and ran out.
It wasn't until she was ten steps out of my door that I realized what was going on.
She was petrified to come in my house.
And for some reason it really pissed me off even though she acted exactly how I would want my wife to act in such a situation.
Regardless, just to mess with these worrywarts, the next time I sell something I am going to answer the door topless and in my BVDs....