I can't believe the juice boxes I walked by tonight at the supermarket:
Organic and honest?
If there's any justice in this world, the kids whose parents pack Honest Kids Juice Pouches in their lunches....they will get brutally picked on by their dishonorable classmates.
My wife informs me that she has seen these juice boxes at a couple of our friends' houses. What could possibly compel a person to buy these?
Do they think that by drinking them, it'll magically make their kids honest or decent? Or *save the planet*?
In that case, we can safely presume they have the brats watching Baby Einstein videos as well. See - Money Back For Moron Kids.
I regret that in my haste, I forgot to assess the price differential. Will look next time.