Thursday, March 11, 2010

Buddha Bogey



Tiger Woods raised a Buddhist? Who would have known?

Usually, after a bad shot on the golf course he yells, "God-damn it Tiger!"

Doesn't Buddhism deny the existence of a *Creator*? If so, who exactly is he cursing when he pushes the ball 2 yards to the right of the pin?



Of course I think it's total BS - he's no Buddhist. And his scripted faux-apology was laughable. It was like he was reading the definition of Buddhism, off a tele-prompter, for the first time.

Although at least he didn't bring in that monument to marital fidelity Jesse Jackson to *counsel* him, a la that other hound Bill Clinton.



I've always sort of rooted against Tiger Woods each week on the PGA Tour - if for no reason other than for the tournaments to be competitive.

But now, after all this *dumb cheating* and *therapy*, I'm thinking Tiger ought to be rooted against absolutely.

What the heck do they do in Buddhist $ex therapy anyway - electro-zap the life out of his pecker or something???

3 comments:

paul mitchell said...

Now, you being the yoga dude you are, you should know that the very first tenet of Buddhism is giving up sex. As a matter of fact, Gotama left his wife and small child on his quest for nothingness.

Buddhism = No Poon.

CaptiousNut said...

I didn't know that it called for abstinence. I'm not at all acquainted with the *philosophy* of yoga.

If that's the case, methinks Tiger ought to consider converting to REVEREND Jesse Jackson's religion.

paul mitchell said...

I just finished reading a tome on Gotama Buddha. His life sucked, fah reals.

He only ate food that he begged, which wound up killing him, and NO sex. Ever.

Gotama was also born a wealthy prince and renounced all of his wealth. Of course in the end, so did his father the king.