Halogen Headlight Fluid!

That one reminds me of something my wife did 7 years ago.

She called up a Philly-area band, "Hi, your my favorite group. Could you perform at my wedding up in Nassau County on Long Island?"

BandGuy - Sure.

Future-Mrs. C-Nut - How much would that cost?

BandGuy - (Hmmm....the richest county in America....some chick whose dad is going to pay.) Yeah, that'll be 10 grand.

Obviously, we didn't end up hiring that band. Instead we went with locals for something like $3,700 - if I remember correctly.