Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Whore Training?



Wow! I don't think I've ever seen a chick with a stomach like the one on the right has.

Heck, her midriff, for a female, is a notch above mine!

I saw her yesterday while looking for a new yoga program on Comcast's Exercise TV.

These Flirty Girls currently have an OnDemand routine called *Chair Dance*. Seriously. And that's not all:

Flirty, Fit & Fabulous!

Imagine having a sexy, slender, fabulous body without ever having to do another boring, tedious workout again! Treadmills, bench presses and stair climbers have been replaced with dance poles, kitchen chairs, and pink feather boas. Flirty Girl Fitness™ is the hot, new body makeover system that takes the world’s sexiest dance moves, from music videos, club dancing, even exotic dancing and turns them into fast, fun, fat-burning routines that anyone can do. We guarantee results you’ll see in just the first 10 days!

I just can't imagine any self-respecting female would partake in these *stripper* workouts.

Fake breasts are one thing in that at least the consumer can delude themselves about. They're for *self-esteem*, right?

But pole dancing?

Nobody even has a pole in their house so Flirty Girl Fitness can't be marketed as a tool for spicing up a marriage.

Though here's betting it sells big in Tampa middle schools!

2 comments:

OSR said...

It looks like one of those shows that is better with the sound off.

CaptiousNut said...

LIFE is better with the sound off!