Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Goal = Motion Pictures!


Having moved to a new area, my wife and I are in the process of rebuilding our *couple* social life.

Get this, one new friend/acquaintance that I've met and hung out with a bit already is the right hand person, an associate producer, of a renowned movie director.

In the last film they did, he inserted his daughter for a small role.

So, do y'all think I'm aiming for him to, perhaps, find some cameo roles for my kiddies?

No way. Guess again.

I'm going to start angling to to see how he could get ME into a major motion picture!

Lord knows I've always needed a *wardrobe consultant* and whatnot.

My first choice, would be to do a bedroom scene....Second choice, some stunt work...

9 comments:

Paul Mitchell said...

You are freaking insane.

CaptiousNut said...

How so?

I agree in general, but don't see how this ambition warrants the accusation.

Paul Mitchell said...

Stunts? Wonder what that will do to your swing?

But, I guess you better get that out of your system now before you officially turn into an old coot.

CaptiousNut said...

That reminds me...

Time for my nap.

Unknown said...

Bedroom scene? Now that would be comedy!!!

Anonymous said...

a love scene, it would be a perfect porn comedy

CaptiousNut said...

Y'all ever see Rescue Me?

Well I sort of know the guy who plays Sean Garrity.

His girlfriend/wife on the show for a bit was none other than TATUM O'NEAL!

That might not mean anything to you kids born in the 80s and 90s...

CaptiousNut said...

Last night I asked the guy flat out if he could get me in a movie.

He didn't laugh or even blink.

He just told me to make sure I had a flat-top hair cut when they were shooting. A 1950's style do because that's the time setting of his current motion picture.

Paul Mitchell said...

Man, it has been years since I had a crew cut. Post a photo of da hair.