Wednesday, December 22, 2010
You can go here and have Santa send your spoiled kids a call or an email.
My parents used to threaten to call Santa on the phone. And they even convincingly went over to it and simulated(?) the communication after a defiance of their inhumane rules. Once, I vividly recall, it was either the 23rd or the 24th, my mother did this after some exasperating misbehavior and my brother and I were drowning in tears - pleading for her to end the phone call. That Christmas we got all *clothes*.
All week I've been telling my kids not to *pout* and whatnot because Santa was watching them. But my threats have been to *email* a bad report to Santa.
Prince - Santa's not on email!
Princess - Santa doesn't have email!
CaptiousDad - Yes he does. And he's on Facebook too!
All it took was one Google. Late last night my wife found that site above and had that fat luddite Santa Claus email this kids this morning.