A relatively new friend of mine revealed to me the other day that he defecates *6-7 times per day*.
SAY WHAT???!!!
There just HAS TO BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM, no?
After composing myself from the mind-blow....I suggested *butt kegels
or something*.SuperPooper - No. I don't have that problem. It's not like it just runs down my leg. I can control it at will. I just have a fast metabolism.
Anyone else ever hear of (or experience!) such a frequency?
See also - One More Crudity From NH.
2 comments:
Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) acts like that. It's a pretty common ailment.
I'm thinking *Charmin*, minimally!
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