Or perhaps *revert*?
BOSTON (AP) - A lesbian couple who led the fight for gay marriage in Massachusetts has filed for divorce. Julie and Hillary Goodridge were among seven gay couples who filed a lawsuit that led to a court ruling making Massachusetts the first state to legalize same-sex marriages in 2004. The couple became the public face of the debate in the state and married the first day same-sex marriages became legal.
I propose a Constitutional amendment to define divorce as ONLY the disunion of a man and a woman.
If these people want to get married so badly, then we ought to scare 'em off with finality!
Let's put an end to this silly, symbolic issue....appropriately through a back-door.
Query - Who gets to keep the last name "Goodridge"? They're both wearing earrings....must we presume upon hair length?