Male Progression, And Retrogression

I've covered this area before, but here I wanted to put them all in sequence.

This way, young boys can readily see the pathetic, neanderthal outline of their future!






Apparently, judging by Google search suggestions, when men become 'old coots':

They FINALLY wake up no more engorged than they went to sleep.

And they transform from active, deceitful antagonists to sleepy, every-sense-offending oddities.

I can't wait!



I wonder where their pants will ride up to in their dotage....all the way up to their crotch, perhaps?

See also - Life Backwards.