I checked, and the guy is a-ok....so y'all can laugh your a$$es off now!
Observation 1 - Note the outstretched arm holding the umbrella in the first frame.
Observation 2 - Forget his face, how are his nads doing post-fall?
Observation 3 - Respect how he kept the rain completely off his head throughout!
Read the ridiculous story here.
But photographer Liu Tao was accused of lying in wait to take his pictures instead of warning people of the danger.
And this sadistic voyeur set his camera on....what do they call it? Burst mode or something?
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