Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Another Long-Awaited Post
My 2.96 year old daughter has been potty trained for almost two months now. Because of possible *retrogression*, this is precisely the kind of boastful post that has to be published belatedly.
So my 4.5 year run of diaper changing comes to cheerful close. I just don't get these people that want to spread their kids out. Don't they understand that they'll be cleaning up *poop explosions* for upwards of 10 years???!!!
Our two children are 19 months apart. I wanted them closer but the wife....ran from me. Nowadays, it's ridiculous but people actually consider such an interval *Irish twins*. My mother had four within five years - which used to be the norm.
Growing up, there were two girls in my grade that were sisters, born nine months apart! [Obviously, that was before the Sept 1st cutoff Nazi's came to power in government schools.]
So I figure I've got the next 10 years off, until I have to start wiping my father's hiney. That's a frightful though to put it mildly. The man is a walking biohazard. If only I could enter him in a competition....