Monday, May 21, 2012


It's come to my attention that people afflicted with NFPS (New F*cking Parent Syndrome) actually PAY contractors to *babyproof* their houses!

It's not cheap either, in NYC anyway.

I believe that's called MJP ("Moron Justice Pricing")...

How brutal is it to be around NFPs in general?!

My wife says the only remedy is for them to *have another baby*.

It doesn't cure anything but it at least takes some of the edge off.

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