Monday, May 21, 2012
It's come to my attention that people afflicted with NFPS (New F*cking Parent Syndrome) actually PAY contractors to *babyproof* their houses!
It's not cheap either, in NYC anyway.
I believe that's called MJP ("Moron Justice Pricing")...
How brutal is it to be around NFPs in general?!
My wife says the only remedy is for them to *have another baby*.
It doesn't cure anything but it at least takes some of the edge off.