Saturday, December 17, 2011
Before SHE Cheats
Another celebrity divorce. I'm shocked!
In these cases it's rather easy to assume that the dude's unfaithfulness was the cause of the breakup.
But with the prospect of a huge *departing bonus* and the freedom to do whatever with whomever they want....I bet more of these divorces are initiated by the wife than most people think.
Back in 2005('04?) when I was living in Charlotte, NC I delivered one of my personally most memorable jokes.
The color TV was on at the bar and it was broadcasting the story of how a married Kobe Bryant allegedly raped that girl in Colorado.
I stately rather loudly, and with my trademark credibility:
"...That's BAD LUCK. The ONE TIME Kobe cheats on his wife he ended up getting caught..."
Taking the bait, some young lady near me went ape$hit over my remark.
PuddyInMyHandsChick - YEAH. RIGHT. THE ONE TIME HE CHEATED!
And then she stormed out of the bar in a huff.
I can only presume that she was a female chauvinist pig - if not a racist.
(BTW, there is a comedy routine on YouTube that shares the title of this post and parodies the Carrie Underwood song. But it was a little too raunchy for me to embed or link to.)