Friday, September 12, 2008

Canine Idolatry

Perusing the calendar for my town's *Recreation Center* I came across this:

Pooch Parties

Wednesday October 29th 7:30-9:00 PM 1 Night $30
Halloween Pooch Party-Events include: bobbing for tennis balls, best costume contest, beginners agility and of course tricks for treats

Wednesday November 19th 7:00-8:30 PM 1 Night $30
Thanksgiving Gobble Doggie Social-Events include, off leash playgroup, obedience command obstacle course, bar jump contests and musical doggie tunnels

Wednesday October 29th 7:00-8:30 PM 1 Night $30
Doggy Obstacle Course Night-Learn basic dog agility obstacles & run a course with your dog.

Wednesday December 17th 7:00-8:30 PM 1 Night $30
Jingle Bell Bark Holiday Party-Events include: canine contests (waggiest tail, best trick, dog owner look-a-like, best holiday outfit), agility games

There are three more events listed for canine idolators bringing the grand total to seven.

Meanwhile, there are only eleven scheduled items for the HUMAN CHILDREN of local property taxpayers!!!

The waggiest tail contest?

Are you sh*itting me???!!!

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