Monday, September 01, 2008

They're Laughing At You!

The mosquitoes that is. Those *tiki torches* don't do diddly as far as scaring away the bugs.

At best they are a placebo of the bug-o-phobic and the delusionally parasitotic.

Yeah, I am wife made me buy them.

At least they look cool, I guess.

I maintain that the mosquitoes are as daunted by tikis as car thieves are by *the club*.

By the way, the other day I saw some 'old coot' at the Hingham Fruit Center pull into the lot and then put The Club on the steering wheel of his Nissan Sentra (late 90s model).

It was funny because this area is pretty darn safe. More than a few locals I know leave their keys in the ignition. And I am talking BMWs, Lexuses, and whatnot.

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