Saturday, November 26, 2011

DIY Self-Defense?



I was informed the other day that Raid - the wasp and hornet killing variety - is *better* than mace or pepper spray.

Raid shoots 25 feet in a nice laser-like beam.

Apparently it'll blind a victim for *weeks*.

AND It's not illegal to have on your person.

So I was advised to keep a can in my car. And to let my first wife know where it is in the house for self-defensive reasons.


I'm not sure what that Moron is spraying...

But perhaps they ought to try it out on campus and down on Wall Street?

Just kidding!

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