Friday, August 02, 2013

The Human Zoo

Here you are:

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."


Much thanks to O'Jabroni for that one.


Justin Time said...

That's good stuff right there.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

On top of that ... the obesity is stunning. No need to examine the physical infrastructure to determine the economic standing of a neighborhood. Just look at the physiques of the residents -- if you can bear the sight.
But nope, we can't cut back on food stamps: people will starve!