Muchas Cervezas O Mucho Trabajo?

So how'd the hombre/chica taping this not burst out laughing at the *clunk*?

Babysit or Manage a Subway?

So I was talking to a young lady who owns a Subway sandwich shop in the Boston area. She told me that she pays her managers $10 per hour and the minions $7.50 per hour.

Bear in mind that I pay my babysitters, cheapskate that I am for my locale, $12-$14 per hour - in cash (i.e. no tax withholding, Morons).

What would you rather do? Bean-count at a restaurant or play with my angelic kids for substantially higher pay?

Note that $7.50 per hour is the State of Massachusetts' minimum wage. No doubt if the Subway owner could pay the minions a little less, she'd be able to raise the manager's pay to the neighborhood of a babysitter's (unregulated) pay.

Furthermore, the owner told me that she has had problems with all the managers skimming (that means stealing money, Morons).

Gee, I wonder why they skim?