Friday, December 08, 2006
Social Skills for Blockheads
The video is a little messed up. If I happen upon the commercial again I will re-upload it. All you need to know is that it's a television ad for Magtastik where Dr. Paul Poumeliotis unleashes this doozy,
Playing with blocks or similar building activities really enhances your child's interactive skills and later on, social skills...
What the bleep?
Playing with blocks will enhance your kid's social skills?
Will it guarantee a date for the prom as well? If not, can I sue the quack doctor?
Apparently all of those weirdos in my class mustn't of had enough block time as toddlers.
Invoking "social skills" is one of the best ways to market to dumb parents these days.
...Daycare will improve kids' social skills.
...Deval's Patrick's all-day kindergarten will improve children's social skills.
...Playing with Magtastik blocks will improve social skills.
Personally, lower taxes would improve my coefficient of socialization. Somehow I need to work that "social skills" shibboleth into my own propaganda.