Ha!

I have been itching to get myself a gun....and I'm not a gun-enthusiast by any stretch.

But THIS is funny!

Bubble Girl?

A student of mine the other day told me an almost incredible story.

But really, in this current *reign of inanity*, I guess it's really all too CREDIBLE.

She said there was a classmate of hers at the local high school who is, "allergic to deodorant and body spray."

And that the school tried to ban THE STUDENT BODY (no pun intended) from wearing deodorant and broad-repellents like Axe Body Spray.

Of course they couldn't do that...

So they put the girl in her own room - a *bubble* if you will.

And they bought a robot for her.

Yeah, a robot. She controls it remotely from her *bubble* and directs it into classrooms where she observes teachers via webcams on the effin' robot!

How much does this ridiculousness cost????!!!!

Although by itself it's probably a drop in the bucket given that my school district - or, the one I get assessed for - spends $27,000 PER PUPIL....PER YEAR now.

The Anti-Stork?

4 days on Youtube....28 million views!

Exhilarating Ad!

Watch it on full screen....try to guess the product.

Who couldn't figure out how to enlarge it?

I'll bet you have an AOL email acct...

Supporting Nappers!

Why didn't YOU think of this zillion dollar idea, Moron???!!!

What's a Napper?

It's what I used to call 'old coots' some years ago. The Forbes guys will reckon...

Nappers and Droolers!

Hilarious License Place

I saw a DC plate the other day, read the slogan, and nearly suffered a chortling injury!

Do you get it?

It's a bold complaint by DC people. They aren't a *State*.

But taken from another perspective, ironically, it may as well be the rest of America's complaint about WASHINGTON DC!

The Worst and Dimmest...

It was tempting....but I refrained from watching too much of it!

These videos put my kids in hysterics...

Insta-Funny

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Never used it, but I sort of have an idea what Instagram is...

Was pretty darn funny, I thought.

Thanks to the Ukrainian Fop for sending me this one!