DIY Self-Defense?

I was informed the other day that Raid - the wasp and hornet killing variety - is *better* than mace or pepper spray.

Raid shoots 25 feet in a nice laser-like beam.

Apparently it'll blind a victim for *weeks*.

AND It's not illegal to have on your person.

So I was advised to keep a can in my car. And to let my first wife know where it is in the house for self-defensive reasons.

I'm not sure what that Moron is spraying...

But perhaps they ought to try it out on campus and down on Wall Street?

Just kidding!

Dumb, Dumber, And Death

I'm not sure which one got killed, but the Moron who initially went for the unarmed apprehension is responsible/

If you're going to go for the gun, you'd better freakin' get it or at least be sure you can immobilize the guy via a nut-punch, eye-poke, or something.

Obviously, you can't just go straight at him - you have to wait for him to look the other way, bend over, or for him to blink.

A case could be made for the Moron who let him in the building too.

See also - What We All Would Like To Do.