Tuesday, September 02, 2008

More Childish Vampire Tales



I've already blogged about my daughter, the South Shore Vampire and her biting exploits. Here's another biting tale.

The other day, a local mother told me she had a playgoup/playdate thing going on at her house that was befallen with a *biting incident*. One boy bit another and it "...effectively ended the playdate" because of all the collateral maternal dramatics.

Whatever, right? These things happen all the time. A bite ain't the end-of-the-world by any stretch. There aren't thousands of underachieving, scarred adults fumbling around on the planet whose misfortunes can be traced back to being bitten, now are there?

I fully expect these mothers to occasionally overreact - especially in this zone of wealth and frivolity. But guess what happened here.



This *biting incident* apparently blew up into such a big deal that it ended the MEN'S POKER GAME!

Can you believe that? What kind of Loser dudes would let their wives catfighting dictate who they drink and gamble with?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahha.

I was really hoping to see a political post about Palin. Someone who advocates abstinence based sex-ed and now has a 17 year old preggo daughter. There is really a lot of material there.

Slow out

CaptiousNut said...

My wife is big on abstinence too!