Monday, July 07, 2008

Pork For Inverts

Did you know that although airline passengers can't tote more than 3 ounces of shaving cream or toothpaste in their carry-on bags, their *personal lubricant* is exempt from this restriction?

In other words, you can carry on as much KY Jelly as you wish!

(I have also heard that *personal lubricant* is restricted to "4 ounces". Could that be because Johnson & Johnson sells a 4-ounce tube?)

Hmmm. I wonder which demo Congress was thinking about when they inserted this exemption...

Devil's Advocate - But maybe *lubricant* has been proven harmless?

Is it more harmless than toothpaste, dumb *ss?

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