Wash My Mouth Out With Soap?

Now I'm going to post a link to something here that is very crass.

Attention - All you women out there....DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK. That goes especially for my female relatives. But it also applies to anyone who esteems me higher than a creep, an a$$hole, a Moron, a hypocrite, a loser, a pervert, etc.

I was searching for a forehead sweat pic for a post earlier today when I came across the crass image that I'll link to below.

For kicks, I emailed it out to the LCD of my contact list. When I tell you that I got a 100% rapid-fire response from all of them, I'm not exaggerating a little bit.

I haven't received such insta-feedback since I sent out that crazy pic of my wife's pregnant belly some 5.5 years ago. Of course, that pic of my son's foot in utero traveled the world in light-speed - making him famous even before he was a five year old blogging and mastering algebra.

I don't know what potential this link has in that regard. Perhaps it's just fodder for the LCD and my GutterBuddies.

THE LINK....that I'm not morally responsible for in any way, shape, or form.

Surprise, surprise, WestCoastTom asked me where he could buy a couple dozen.

Again, anyone who clicks on that link and chastises me for posting it will then be targeted for personal Marginalization (and that means you, beloved MIL, you know darn well how much content I'm sitting on!).

....Will Break Your Bone(r)

Women joggers chase man with pants down through Vancouver Island Park

NANAIMO, B.C. — Police say a man who exposed himself to two female joggers in a Vancouver Island park may "think twice" before doing it again after the women chased him with sticks and stones while calling him a coward.

Ann Holroyd and her year daughter Leann, 19, were jogging in a Nanaimo park on Saturday when they saw a man, about 30 years old, with his pants down around his ankles. He was dancing from side to side with face partially covered with a tuque pulled down over his eyes, Nanaimo RCMP Const. Gary O'Brien said in a news release.

"The two initially turned to leave but decided against it and made a decision to not let this incident ruin their afternoon," said O'Brien. "The two picked up sticks and stones and charged at the male yelling 'Coward, coward.' The male quickly decided he had enough and hastily pulled up his pants and ran out of the park."

Sticks and stones???

Hard to find pics to go with this story so I improvised.



From Wikipedia:

The hippopotamus is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Hippos have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distances. The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Africa.

Could be why there are no pokey white dudes indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa!