Fat People Going Bananas

In the old Weight Watchers point system eating a banana cost fat people *2 points* - whereas other fruits were all 1 point apiece.

BUT recently they've revamped the entire scoring system. I believe now they have all fruit, including bananas, equal at *zero points* or something.

Big deal, right?

Except that my wife said you wouldn't believe how furious TONS (pun!) OF PEOPLE, who were avoiding bananas all these years, are now. In fact she said that instead of being excited to eat bananas with relative impunity now, many of these chronically obese lazy people refuse to believe that bananas aren't *twice as bad* as other fruits.

The way these Morons cling to their firmly held beliefs!