Sunday, February 13, 2011
I'm A Single Dad, Again
Driving home last week from my month-plus winter reprieve in Naples, Florida....my first wife informed me telephonically that she had to travel for work.
So today she boarded a flight bound for Europe where she'll hobnob with those members of the global criminal banking cartel in London and Geneva.
If I had known she was going to be gone this week too I would probably have just stayed another month down there in Naples!
It's actually pretty easy to find a rental WHEN YOU'RE DOWN THERE. I saw *seasonal rental* signs all over the place in Naples Park in January. How exactly do these clowns expect to rent to snowbirds - WHO ARE UP NORTH - via a lawn sign?
That's the thing....there are tons of empty condos and houses in Florida BUT the 'old coots' and Morons who own them don't have a clue how to take a couple of pics and advertise over Craigslist!
BTW, the 'old coot' Moron whom we rented from in January is playing games with our $650 security deposit. I did protect myself against such a slimy maneuver but hopefully I won't have to open my can of whoop-a$$ on him.
Why does it seem like these things are forever happening to me???
Ripped from West Coast Tom's first *mix tape*: