Tuesday, May 18, 2010

BeHold Moronic Little Kids

Friends recently attended the *orientation* for their daughter's upcoming kindergarten class next year - a class my son, had we stayed in the area and not decided to homeschool, would have been theoretically enrolled in.

With expectations in the sewer (thanks to moi?) they said it wasn't too bad.

That is until the end when the teacher said:

...By the end of the year we hope the students have all learned how to HOLD a book properly.


Not read a book, but HOLD one!

Hey, if they can hold a video game console at that age, then mastering a book...

While that pic above may be a fake....it's still darn funny. You just have to give credit where it's due.

1 comment:

Paul Mitchell said...

And I am assuming this child is four or five years old without the knowledge necessary to hold a freaking book. Dammit.